Poor Teddy Roosevelt. 500-plus presidential races and he’s still never won. We’re talking about MLB’s Washington Nationals mascot Teddy Roosevelt, of course.
The Nats are headed to their first-ever postseason this October, and with that speculation has arisen that this might be Teddy’s year as well. So who has he chosen to help him get in shape for his big moment?
The U.S. Army, of course.
— George Wright (@Armyspokesman) September 26, 2012